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Nurse Ratched
8:49 Thu Oct 15
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Good question.
Come on, nudists of Who: own up. We're not going to mock you mercilessly or anything.
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oioi
8:53 Thu Oct 15
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Tried it a couple of times on Greek nudist beaches. First time I lay on my back, forgot to put sun cream on. Ended up with a brown body, bright red and painful front area that had never seen the sun before and a white arse.
It’s not for me.
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Darlo Debs
8:54 Thu Oct 15
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Oipi you should' e hidden from.the sun...maybe behind a bush
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Darlo Debs
8:55 Thu Oct 15
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*oioi
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lab
8:56 Thu Oct 15
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and you need a decent bush not to burn yer lips.
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Darlo Debs
8:58 Thu Oct 15
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Don't be trying to make a fanny out of me lab
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Mr Anon
9:09 Thu Oct 15
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British nudists are one of nature's inconsistencies.
The only time it's considered British to be nude is at 3am in the street after a skinfull, with a group of bemused onlookers shouting "wehey"
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Alfs
9:19 Thu Oct 15
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I'm not dragging my balls through the sand for anyone.
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gph
9:20 Thu Oct 15
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Not too far from me, there is an unofficial nudist beach, and one of the coppers who is supposed to be stopping it is a prominent (ahem) nudist.
Every now and then, allegations that he, far from detering nudists, joins them, reach my ears.
Probably a rural myth.
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wd40
9:35 Thu Oct 15
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On living in Billericay back in the 80's everyone knew about the nudist camp off Botney Hill Road down Blind Lane going towards Herongate...
So I been told and had a mate who went.
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Sniper
9:36 Thu Oct 15
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God I hope not
Everyone on here is Make, middle aged and miserable aren’t they?
Shudder
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Iron Duke
9:48 Thu Oct 15
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I’ve bought Health and Efficiency if that counts.
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Darlo Debs
9:55 Thu Oct 15
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Watch it sniper, middle aged and miserable i maybe, male I deffo.am.not.
That said why would anyone risk sunburn (abroad) or hypothermia(here) for the dubious pleasure of going around in.the buff is anyone's guess
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Nurse Ratched
9:57 Thu Oct 15
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It's the ones that do it and go canoeing and play badminton with a load of other nudies that baffle me.
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Darlo Debs
10:00 Thu Oct 15
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There is a joke about shuttlecocks there somewhere but ii can't be ARSE'd to find it
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Side of Ham
10:02 Thu Oct 15
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Does having your pants pulled down by the owners count?
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Peckham
10:26 Thu Oct 15
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Once. BY error. Was pissed off. Conned into it. The most beautiful part and beach in Northern Spain. Walking from the cliff edge down the path with 2 families mates and tents, chairs, tables the works.
Half hour later get to the beach to find its a nudist beach.
People kicking off I was not naked.
Sat gloomily with hard back copy of Don Quixote covering tackle.
Odd proper fit woman. But every time I Iooked up I was seeing fat wrinkled pensioner arses picking up Frisbees the cunts could never catch.
After 2 hours, said fuck this, told the family I'm going back to the bar at the top of the cliff.
Got there. Fucking naked bar. Sweaty arses on plastic chairs. Balls swinging around, hairy unkempt pubic bush pressing against the bar. Health and Safety nightmare.
It was the drips of crack arse sweat running down the chairs that stayed with me.
Ended up sat in the fucking car smoking weed for 6 hours.
Never went to the beach with this family again.
Nudists. Lary cunts if not part of their clan.
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Far Cough
10:27 Thu Oct 15
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ag ag ag
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Peckham
10:45 Thu Oct 15
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Mioño. Castro Urdiales.
Thing is I woke at 5am to see sunrise. When saw it I had a tear in my eye as it was the anniversary of my Dads death and the view was just magical, blew me a way it was such a stunning location and first time I visited my mates family there.
They woke and saw a tear around breakfast, I explained in shit Spanish why. They said do not worry today we will take you to the best beach in Northern Spain which will cheer you up.
Cunts.
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LeroysBoots
10:50 Thu Oct 15
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My ex wife used to work with a girl who was a naturist
In the inter she used to hold naked parties at her house
As she had a hugs cream leather suite she used to provide the guests with small and towels to sit on, true story !!!!
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